We are

We are the best. All of us. Us, the Dodeckers. You, the reader. We are all the best. If you are a fan of theDodeckers, you ARE a Dodecker; and it is that kind of power and purity that theDodeckers channel embodies. We are in it for the laughs. All of us.

TheDodeckers is the best channel on YouTube because we aren't in it for anything because we know that nothing really matters. We are who we are and we do what we want to and what we have to, and what we want and have to do is have a good time. We are strong mentally and spiritually. Out modesty comes in the form of self gratification. We are justice in a world of impurities. We choose not to fight because to fight is not right. To be is the way. And we are.

TheDodeckers is a movement. We embrace all and wish all to be a part. If you are down on yourself or you think that you will never be good enough; if you always look at others and see them as better than yourself; if you feel like you are empty and are searching for a hole to unpack the soul; the answer is here. TheDodeckers are a path to salvation. Stand up. Make your voice heard. "I am a Dodecker and nothing else matters."

Our power is only limited by one's imagination. Our call is deep rooted in to the souls of billions. They only have to come to the realization. We house the lost. We support the weak. We protect the small. And most of all, we put on a smile on the face of the sad and depressed.

In a world full of untruth and monotony; in a world full of blame and blind judgments; we stand united. We may be misunderstood, but we are together in that fact. We are a wall that can not be penetrated. We are a force that can not be subsided. We are, and forever will be, the strongest force on YouTube and the world.

yours truly,
Dodeckers forever

preparing to climb

The Dodeckers are mobilizing this weekend. All five of the current family plus close cousins. Thanks to the sly thinking of our lead Facial Hair Manager, The Dodeckers have gained access to a fantastic little studio. A green screen room the likes we've never seen! All the walls, the floor, professionally greened as well as lights upon lights of professional quality. When he time is right, the Dodeckers will make our way to this little save haven and then make some of the GREATEST GREEN SCREEN VIDEOS THE YOUTUBE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! It will truly be the point where "shit gets real".

Did I mention we are climbing the Andys? No? Well, I just did. And there is also a mime involved. BEAT THAT!

Production on our next project will begin this Saturday. Production of our second project will begin shortly after that the very same afternoon. Production of another project will begin somewhere in between those two.

So be sure to scrub your scrims and faahs because The Dodeckers are CUMMIN!

The Triangle Channel

We, the Dodeckers, would like to state that The Triangle Channel (TTC) is 'not' an enemy of ours. They never have been and most likely never will. They are merely viewed as a 'rival'. It is true that a good part of the Dodeckers has derived from TTC. It was born in a 'prepare for war' situation but has since become docile and quite, quite cocky. The ego of the Dodeckers is comically large, and rightfully so. Are we not the best?

The Triangle Channel has multiple thousands of subscribers. The Dodeckers has under 100. Are we ashamed of this? Absolutely not. Are we viewed as the 'lesser half' of our TTC rivalry? Maybe to them. But in our eyes, we are equals. It's not a rivalry based on fame, but of purpose. Of quality. Of spirit. Our videos are the egwugwu of the Dodeckers' spiritual force.

So I say unto thee, "Do not fear us for our greatness, for our greatness is only common knowledge. Fear us for our long comings...and for our cha cha."

Basically, the Dodeckers are here to prove a point. It acts as a principal. But I promise that this principal is not out of spite. We respect and love TTC. It's just that I don't want to work for the church while my family dies. I want to BE the family. The special thing about the Dodeckers is that they 'are' a family, but not just that; they are also perishable. The doomsday clock of the Dodeckers is ticking down to its impending combustion. And because of this fact, our spirits are 'that much' more powerful than any other.

We are renegades. A ragtag militia of the best god damn soldiers this side of YouTube. We scour ever last inch of our lives for laughs and deliver them straight to the people because that is what's just. We are here to make videos. No strings attached. We don't care about fame because we already know how great we are. We're the 'best'.

TTC is the motherland. All of those with ties to it will be bound for a lifetime. Some just choose to stretch those ties and travel out to see how far the spectrum goes. If you feel to call upon the Dodeckers, just tug the ties and we will follow them back.

Until then however...WE ARE THE MOTHER FUCKING GREATEST CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE! EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS! DODCKERS RUULLLLEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

coming

The day draws nearer. TheDodeckers are on the verge of their triumphant return. This quarter we are going to make the greatest videos the world has ever seen! We would also like to announce that this quarter the Dodeckers will gain over 1000 subscribers AND a YouTube partnership!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. The mother fucking Dodeckers are on a roll and NOTHING will get in the way between us and GREATNESS!

love and modesty,
dodeckers

3 week notice

The Dodeckers will soon be taking a short, three week hiatus. But don't see it as us leaving you. See it more as us preparing for something extraordinary. These three weeks will give the team time to prepare our current ideas so that we can execute them flawlessly. Because, we 'are' the mother fucking Dodeckers after all.

The ideas we are cookin' are off the chain, so hold your pants on and go suck a dick or something until we return.

PACE

Jimothy

Big news everyone! Earlier today, The Dodeckers adopted a young boy. He is very kind and energetic and will soon be staring in videos. Everybody at TheDodeckers is overjoyed at this newest addition to the family.

Stay tuned for Jimothy's debut!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Aw SHIT

So, you know how it be. Us Dodeckers are getting down to the nitty gritty if you know how it be. We be pumpin out the vids left and right. We got your photoshop tutorials, your zbrush tutorials, your 3D flythroughs; fuck yall! What the fuck can't we do!?

Listen up! We got BIG vids commin soon. Like, you know all these little things that we're uploadin? Everything I mentioned above pretty much. Well that's all just HORSE SHIT compared to the bizznutches we're about to mother fuckin bamp! Let me give yall a little sneak privizzle. We got the pictures of the pizza. We go check boxes over lookin foutains. We got blacks. We got the points that vanish. We got the mother fuckin slinks that stink your dink!

Whoa whoa whoa! Pull back some.

Aight. have at it

Bitch!

fuck