The Triangle Channel

We, the Dodeckers, would like to state that The Triangle Channel (TTC) is 'not' an enemy of ours. They never have been and most likely never will. They are merely viewed as a 'rival'. It is true that a good part of the Dodeckers has derived from TTC. It was born in a 'prepare for war' situation but has since become docile and quite, quite cocky. The ego of the Dodeckers is comically large, and rightfully so. Are we not the best?

The Triangle Channel has multiple thousands of subscribers. The Dodeckers has under 100. Are we ashamed of this? Absolutely not. Are we viewed as the 'lesser half' of our TTC rivalry? Maybe to them. But in our eyes, we are equals. It's not a rivalry based on fame, but of purpose. Of quality. Of spirit. Our videos are the egwugwu of the Dodeckers' spiritual force.

So I say unto thee, "Do not fear us for our greatness, for our greatness is only common knowledge. Fear us for our long comings...and for our cha cha."

Basically, the Dodeckers are here to prove a point. It acts as a principal. But I promise that this principal is not out of spite. We respect and love TTC. It's just that I don't want to work for the church while my family dies. I want to BE the family. The special thing about the Dodeckers is that they 'are' a family, but not just that; they are also perishable. The doomsday clock of the Dodeckers is ticking down to its impending combustion. And because of this fact, our spirits are 'that much' more powerful than any other.

We are renegades. A ragtag militia of the best god damn soldiers this side of YouTube. We scour ever last inch of our lives for laughs and deliver them straight to the people because that is what's just. We are here to make videos. No strings attached. We don't care about fame because we already know how great we are. We're the 'best'.

TTC is the motherland. All of those with ties to it will be bound for a lifetime. Some just choose to stretch those ties and travel out to see how far the spectrum goes. If you feel to call upon the Dodeckers, just tug the ties and we will follow them back.

Until then however...WE ARE THE MOTHER FUCKING GREATEST CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE! EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS! DODCKERS RUULLLLEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!