So like, yo. We're the mother fucking Dodeckers. I know what you might be thinking. "You guys are so fucking badass! I wish I were you!" Well, yeah, we know. But there's nothing we can do about that. We are awesome! All of us can go to bed every night and sleep peacefully knowing that we aren't you guys and that is possibly the greatest feeling ever!
Now, here's the rundown. We are a comedy group of the finest of cities: Pitts-a-mother-fuckin-burgh, yall. Our YouTube videos are some of the worlds finest. The cream of the crop if you catch my drift. Here's who we got runnin' the show. We got mother fuckin' Jacob and Aaron from the mother fuckin' ItsAndrewShow comin to you guys straight up with their hilarious antics and fantabulous 3D animations. You also got the one and only Matt from MattandCory, theTrianglechannel, and all that other shiz headin up the laughs-a-lot department. Then of course you got the silent-but-deadly Bryon who doesn't have a YouTube channel but is a prime actor and superior human being. We also got the main mizane, MasterOliver who is bringin' down the house every mother fucking night! Even the Gs over at BradandRicky have hopped onto the Dodecker bandwagon and have decided to ride wherever our wind blows us. Fo rilz!
So like, yeah. We're here. We are the best. You aren't going to get better shit anywhere else so you all might as well subscribe, and keep your mother fuckin eyes glued to the mother fuckin screen because we got a whole lot of funny shit comin your way. Bitch fuck shit ass cunt whore slut hole! Damn! Never fucking talk to me again!
-the dodeckers
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