Dodecker Nation

Times are slow. This is true. But the Dodeckers are rising. Our powers are only growing stronger with time. Along with more and greater videos, our fan base is increasing to all reaches of the world! None of this is surprising though because the Dodeckers are the best freaking channel on the market. We are the single hottest commodity on the market!

If one had to describe the Dodeckers, you would have to consider us geniuses. Our comedy and our spirit stands so tall, that no one else can possibly get close to us without being overshadowed. We are simply the best. Our ideas as well as the way we film our scenes and the way we edit it all together is better than even the greatest Hollywood production. Simply put, if the Dodeckers wanted to break out of YouTube and become multi-trillionairs, we could do it without a problem.

Our charisma is another weapon we have in our arsenal. The persona we tote around has an aura about it that is so personal, so conceded, so inflamed that it glows with a sort of brilliance that no other human being possesses. Do you see any other glowing people walking around? I don't think so. The Dodeckers are IT! Some people say we are extraterrestrial; that our powers are so out of this world that we can't even possibly be Earth-born and what we say to that is, "who is to know?" Just because our abilities are so vast and amazing, and just because we glow different shades of calismock and berendigo doesn't mean we are aliens. Maybe it means that we are the rebirth of a fallen god. Maybe we are the Messiah! Possibly even Jesus Christ himself. Ever consider that? Of course you have.

Whatever our origins, beyond all explanations, the Dodeckers are just 'great'. We need no back story in order to be a phenomenon. We are just going to keep rolling with the glamor and affection that our minds use to saturate our souls with to the point where we don't even need to communicate with the rest of existence because WE ARE EXISTENCE! One does not meddle in the affairs of dragons the same as one does not meddle in the affairs of the Dodeckers. We are just too great for any other living being to comprehend. But what makes us even more extraordinary is that we invite the rest of the world to do just that. We open up our minds and our powers to the world! We have created a nation and anyone can be a part. Just comment on our channel or on this blog. Just say "I am a part of the Dodecker Nation!" Your words will be spoken with the power of the Almighty and they will be heard by all organisms no matter how big or how old. We are united. We are strength. We are embellishment. We are modesty.

Dodeckers for life! Modesty at its finest.